My Christmas experience

 and so i started by eating white rice and stew with chicken, gizzard and dodo  :P with a bottle of chapman

Anita John came to my house and i destroyed her with food  :D too

Then

We Headed For Davids Place By 4pm... When We Got There we Took Some Pictures Outside with The Green Bushes before We Entered  :)

Dave's Sister Served Us fried Rice With Salad And very Soft Chicken and A Can Of Coke  :D

We Watched A Movie and Then Watched Wrestling, Dave Came And Brought two Big Chicken Meat but Our Stomach Was Too Full but David carried Mortar pestle and Was Not Ready To Let Us Go Until We Eat it

He Said He Will Break Faith Head If She Doesnt eat The Big Chicken but She Couldnt Take Another Bite even Me Too, anyway He Allowed Us Take It Home so I And Faith Went To Her House as Dave escorted us

On the way we meant Vivian, Vivian hugged everybody except me…

When me and Anita got to her place There i Felt My Stomach Give Space And Calling For The chicken To Enter so I Obeyed And Consumed The Chicken with Chapman, my Stomach Was As Big As hot Air Balloon  :( i Couldnt Move, in My Mind I Prayed To God That If He should Spare My Life This Night i Will Never Eat Food In My Life Again  :( and God Answered My Prayers, he Spared My Life And My Stomach pain Went Down.

But In My Mind, i Know That God Knows That I Lied.

When I Got Home another New Food Was Calling Me, the Flesh Was Weak But The Spirit Was Willing to Consume and Then Suddenly My Stomach Was Full Of Darkness like It Was Going To Rain

And Indeed It Was Going To Rain but Not From The Sky but My Bumbum  :P

After Finishing In The Toilet, i Swear I Noticed That There Was Now Space In my Stomach For More. It Was Like When I Clear My Phone Memory And had Extra 2gb of Space To Store.

My Mom Offered Me Rice And Chicken i Wanted To Say No but I Didnt thanks To My Long Throat. To My Surprise She Brought Ice cream too, i Consumed The Ice cream With The Rice and Then My Sister Entered With Shawama and The Shawama had Hot Dog Inside It  :o that Was When I Knew I Had broken My Promise To God, i Joined Her And Devoured The Shawama and A Can Of Pineapple Juice.

I Am Still Very Much Alive and Fully Satisfied.. But Now I Have Space For More Oh  :)

The End.